⚡
OFFICIALLY FREE
Jessica
is throwing a
Freedom Party
Freedom Party
BECAUSE THE BEST REVENGE IS LIVING WELL
YOUR BEST PHOTO
"Looking better than ever"
Mark Your Calendar
The countdown to freedom begins...
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The Details
Freedom Party 🥂
Date
Saturday, July 10, 2027
Time
8:00 PM — Late
No curfew anymore 😏
The Plan
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8:00
Cocktails & Arrivals
Open bar — you've earned it
🍽️
9:00
Dinner
Eating whatever I want now
🎤
10:00
Toasts & Roasts
Speeches, stories, and absolutely zero holding back
🪩
10:30
Dance Floor Opens
DJ all night — we're not going home early
🔥
11:30
The Burning Ceremony
Bring something to symbolically let go of (old photos encouraged)
🌅
Late
After Party
For the real ones who stay til the end
"Divorced & Thriving" ✦
"Freedom Looks Good On Me" ✦
"Happily Ever After — Solo Edition" ✦
"Thank U, Next" ✦
"New Chapter, Who Dis?" ✦
"I Survived, Now I Thrive" ✦
"Single & Spectacular" ✦
"Plot Twist: I'm The Main Character" ✦
"Divorced & Thriving" ✦
"Freedom Looks Good On Me" ✦
"Happily Ever After — Solo Edition" ✦
"Thank U, Next" ✦
"New Chapter, Who Dis?" ✦
"I Survived, Now I Thrive" ✦
"Single & Spectacular" ✦
"Plot Twist: I'm The Main Character" ✦
What to Wear
🖤
All Black Everything
We're burying the old chapter in style. Wear your hottest black outfit. Bonus points for dramatic entrances.
FUNERAL CHIC
Gifts
Your presence is enough. But if you insist...
VENMO
@jessica-free
For the "new apartment" fund
CASH APP
$jessicafree
For the "treat yourself" fund
Are You In?
🥂
You're On The List!
See you there, gorgeous
Please RSVP by June 27th, 2027